Prohibited Funny Quotes & Sayings

My people were divided about surrendering. — Chief Joseph

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty. — Joey Skaggs

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'. — Jeffrey Bernard

You're gonna need a bigger boat. — Peter Benchley

There's no pattern to falling in love. At least, nothing I can understand. Not something I could see beforehand. Not something I can decipher after, either. Trust can be earned, piece by piece, like links of a chain. But love is more like faith, or belief: it's a leap. It's hurtling over the edge of the cliff and trusting you will not drown. — Megan Miranda

People without curiosity are like houses without books: there's something unsettling about them. — Nikki Gemmell

True entrepreneurshi p comes only from risk-taking. — Dhirubhai Ambani

And to get that much talent in the show - and to keep it constant and consistent - I think is a remarkable feat. — Anthony Head

To me, the box-office is basically the cost of film. If your film costs so much and your box-office is so much and a bit more, you are okay. — Sunny Deol

True revelation of the fact of the Spirit's indwelling will revolutionize the life of any Christian. — Watchman Nee

The strategic marketing paradigm of Open Source is a massively-parallel drunkard's walk filtered by a Darwinistic process. — Bruce Perens

I wish I could see a cherry blossom or a lotus flower. Where could they be? — Susumu Katsumata