Profanities List Quotes & Sayings

There, flanking either side of the walkway were a pair of raised fountains. The base of each was a shell-shaped bowl filled with water and lily pads. Standing in each bowl was the masculine version of Boticelli's famous "Birth of Venus". The man stood in the same pose as Venus, left hand coyly drawn up o cover his chest, right down by his genitals, yet instead of covering them, he held his optimistically endowed penis, pointing it upward. Water jetted from each penis, and over into the basin of the twin statue opposite. The water didn't flow in a smooth stream though. It spurted. "Please tell me there is something wrong with his water pressure" Cassandra said. "No, I believe that's the desired effect. — Kelley Armstrong

Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days. — Jennifer Aniston

Teams do not go physically flat, they go mentally stale. — Vince Lombardi

The more you read, the more you will write. The better the stuff you read, the better the stuff you will write. — Annie Dillard

Sanzo to Gojyo: And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it. — Kazuya Minekura

I saw huge buildings rise up faint and fair, and pass like dreams. — H.G.Wells

I'd like to play with a period piece. Playing a girl next door in 2010 is so different from playing one in 1950, the way you talk, walk, dress, relationships. It's really fun studying all that. — Emilie De Ravin