Proctology Quotes & Sayings

[ ... ] love was not something that was simply there because you were born of the same blood, and it should never come with a fucking disclaimer. — Ella Frank

The outstanding doctor constantly emphasized the humanitarian aspect of medical care. — Benjamin Carson

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken? — Aristotle.

I believe that movements to suppress wrongs can be carried out under the protection of our flag. — Mary Harris Jones

The hidden master of the Filipino-style Chinese donut is Benito Taganes, proprietor and king of the bubbling vats at Mabuhay. Mabuhay, dark, cramped, invisible from the street, stays open all night long. It drains the bars and cafes after hours, concentrates the wicked and the guilty along its chipped Formica counter, and thrums with the gossip of criminals, policemen, shtarkers and shlemiels, whores and night owls. With the fat applauding in the fryers, the exhaust fans roaring, and the boom box blasting the heartsick kundimans of Benito's Manila childhood, the clientele makes free with their secrets. A golden mist of kosher oil hangs in the air and baffles the senses. Who could overhear with ears full of KosherFry and the wailing of Diomedes Maturan? — Michael Chabon

tilted her head, like a dog hearing a strange sound. "Does pain happen if you don't remember it?" Kat — Harlan Coben

There was no reason for Doane to tie a ribbon on Marcelle's wrist, and that was why she laughed when he did it, and loved him for it. — Marilynne Robinson

The Soviet Union was a one-party state. In such states, enemies of the party become enemies of the state, and the state can punish with full weight of prosecution. — Mimi Kennedy

It is business that generates the jobs, income and taxes that keep a country going. — Mark Skousen

a deist is someone who has not lived long enough to become an atheist. — Anonymous

They warn us when we're kids that we're going to have to suffer, but they neglect to mention the indignity. What self-respecting fetus, if shown its future as a proctology patient, boot-camp recruit, or game show contestant, would still elect to be born? — Tom Robbins

As breath stills our mind, our energies are free to unhook from the senses and bend inward. — B.K.S. Iyengar

Ah," Bridget said, flushing slightly. As the glib-tongued lout in question, she was currently on the receiving end of this facet of the habble's law. "I'm not sure everyone would agree with you. We're a civilized society, are we not?" Esterbrook blinked. "Since when, miss? We're a democracy. — Jim Butcher

I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology? — Bob Newhart

If the bedbugs bite, bite back. — Liz De Jager

Criminal defense really isn't so different from proctology. In both fields, it's one asshole after another. — Emma Chase