Probieren Geht Quotes & Sayings

My personal credo as a libertarian conservative: I think all attempts to reform your fellow-citizens or tell them how to live their lives are arrogant and tyrannical. THAT'S why I oppose Leftism. I want people to be free to manage their own lives. Reform is just authoritarianism. People are not playthings for anybody's theories or obsessions. — John Ray

I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic. — Anthony Jeselnik

I never know what the next lesson is going to be, because we're not supposed to know
we're supposed to trust ourselves to discover it. — Melody Beattie

Sane people did what their neighbors did, so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them. — George Eliot

Happiness is not the same as pleasure. Pleasure is an immediate experience, very transient in nature, that's enjoyable, and if we experience a great deal of it - there's a sense of satiation. — Frederick Lenz

You just put one foot in front of the other and 'opefully not in yer mouth. — Mary Weber

Whenever anybody does well spiritually, I usually ignore them. It's the greatest compliment I can pay them. — Frederick Lenz

Jesus never heard of Beethoven and Bach. Why aren't we playing more country music in church ? — Tex Sample

We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign. — John Ortberg