President Dallin H Oaks Quotes & Sayings

Weight lifting is the easiest part of my day. — Melanie Roach

I feel so Scottish when I go abroad, and I'm so proud of it, but for me, it's not a political statement - I just happen to be Scottish. — Michelle Gomez

I've always had a natural affiliation with nature. If I wasn't an actor, I'd be some sort of biologist working in the field in Africa or something. — Callan McAuliffe

Ever notice how many expressions carry over from queers to con men? Like 'raise,' letting someone know you are in the same line? — William S. Burroughs

The Word of God seems to be the only offensive weapon which you have in your spiritual armory. It is quite powerful, and in the words of Hebrews 4:12, "It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword" (NLT). You make use of this weapon when you speak God's Word to the Enemy concerning the situation you face. — Pedro Okoro

We're not the millionaires that people think when they see busses. — Josh Silver

Don't worry, America. We survived Jimmy Carter, and we will survive Barack Obama. Only one questions remains ... who is the next Ronald Reagan? — Kathleen Troia McFarland

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage. — Lefty Gomez

When you are on the dancefloor, there is nothing to do but dance. — Umberto Eco

The other veteran said Listen, mate, everybody gets scared, and anybody says he don't is a damn liar — Eugene B. Sledge

As Elder George F. Richards, President of the Council of the Twelve, said in a conference address in April 1947, 'when we say anything bad about the leaders of the Church, whether true or false, we tend to impair their influence and their usefulness and are thus working against the Lord and his cause.' ... The Holy Ghost will not guide or confirm criticism of the Lord's anointed, or of Church leaders, local or general. This reality should be part of the spiritual evaluation that LDS readers and viewers apply to those things written about our history and those who made it. — Dallin H. Oaks

Her pussy just fell on your dick? — Whitney G.

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night ... — Erma Bombeck