Prendiville Agency Quotes & Sayings

That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.
First round. "Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here." Then as he passed you, "Ha! I know there's 2 T's. — Brian Regan

People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I am, the more they piss themselves. So I say, "I'm doing my shopping, mate, OK?" and the guy will be on the floor in hysterics. Quite odd. Eventually I do have to say something funny so I usually go for something pathetic like, "It's a nice place to shop but I wouldn't like to live here!" and they roar again. Wet themselves. I'm lucky though that I am not massively famous, I can get the Tube without much bother. Must be awful being the Beckhams. — Steve Coogan

That alone is Real which exists by itself, which reveals itself by itself and which is eternal and unchanging. — Ramana Maharshi

That I could clamber to the frozen moon. And draw the ladder after me. — Arthur Schopenhauer

I wish theater criticism in this country could be more of a companion piece to the experience than a warning about where not to spend your money. — Anna D. Shapiro