Portlandia Birthday Loan Quotes & Sayings

Arabelle," Debs was saying. "Arabelle, please listen to me." Arabelle was not listening, and I didn't think my sister's vocal tone of combined anger and authority was well calculated to win over anyone - especially not someone who looked like she had been sent over from a casting office to play the part of a cleaning woman with no green card. — Jeff Lindsay

Perhaps the world has always been like this, Mosca thought as she pushed her way through the crowd. Like a broken honeypot that looks whole, but just holds together because the shards are resting in place and are glued together with honey. You just need to prod it a bit, and it all starts oozing apart. — Frances Hardinge

What happened the day I met your father,' she said, 'is that I learned you ave to choose. For better or for worse. You have to choose what your life is going to look like. — Laura Dave

God, please help me not be an asshole, is about as common a prayer as I pray in my life. — Nadia Bolz-Weber

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. — Groucho Marx

I can only write about two or three pages of fiction a day. — Susan Isaacs

Dreamers and thinkers believe in innovative ideas and they become the greatest students of all time. — Euginia Herlihy

I have fallen into an abyss. I live in a world so curious, so strange. Of the dream that was my life, this is my nightmare. — Camille Claudel

I'm a poet who can whine in meter — Sherman Alexie

Further, bearing up under our own burdens can help us develop a reservoir of empathy for the problems others face. — L. Whitney Clayton

I certainly agree that capital is not a one-dimensional object, and that the return on capital takes very different forms for different assets or different people. — Thomas Piketty

Why would I come back to you? — Erin Bow

The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so many people are making a living out of comedy - it's a wonderful business to be in. — Paul Merton

I have a very strong opinions about health and our responsibility to our own health, and I will always say what I feel. — Melissa Etheridge

I definitely have guys that I'm friends with that I have a crush on, and you don't want to ruin the friendship. — Miranda Cosgrove