Poop In Toilets Quotes & Sayings

To tell a group of adolescents who already know how to speak and write that that is the purpose of grammar is like telling someone that they need to read a history of toilets through the ages in order to pee and poop. — Muriel Barbery

It has become increasingly clear that Hungarian authorities are encouraging the whitewashing of tragic and criminal episodes in Hungary's past, namely the wartime Hungarian governments' involvement in the deportation and murder of hundreds of thousands of its Jewish citizens. I found it outrageous that the Speaker of the Hungarian National Assembly could participate in a ceremony honoring a Hungarian fascist ideologue — Elie Wiesel

I like when my face tingles, when the hair on the back of my neck stands up. — Kevin Costner

But I don't want to just believe it, I want it to be true. — Audrey Niffenegger

Not only is there an art in knowing a thing, but also a certain art in teaching it. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

It saddens me that Christians need to be reminded that awe is owed also to those who disagree with them, who believe otherwise than they do. — Marilynne Robinson

The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets. — Stanislaw Lem

Everybody should have an equal chance - but they shouldn't have a flying start. — Harold Wilson

For of all creatures that breathe and creep about on the earth, there is none so miserable as man. — Homer

I tell myself time heals. It really does. — Rodney King

The more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/) — Mary Sumner

No man can change himself into anything from sheer reason; he can only change into what he potentially is. — Carl Jung

And so, from the first, we separated our pleasure. She lay on the rug and I lay at right angles to her so that only our lips might meet. Kissing in this way is the strangest of distractions. The greedy body that clamors for satisfaction is forced to content itself with a single sensation and, just as the blind hear more acutely and the deaf can feel the grass grow, so the mouth becomes the focus of love and all things pass through it and are re-defined. It is a sweet and precise torture. — Jeanette Winterson

You may say you're "anti-status," but if you filled a room with people who said that, they would soon form a status hierarchy based on how anti-status each person claims to be. — Loretta Graziano Breuning

In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a population density four times that of New York City. — P. J. O'Rourke

It's been said that adults spend the first two years of their children's lives trying to make them walk and talk, and the next sixteen years trying to get them to sit down and shut up.
It's the same way with potty training: Most adults spend the first few years of a child's life cheerfully discussing pee and poopies, and how important it is to learn to put your pee-pee and poo-poo in the potty like big people do.
But once children have mastered the art of toilet training, they are immeadiately forbidden to ever talk about poop, pee, toilets and other bathroom-related subjects again. Such things are now considered rude and vulgar, and are no longer rewarded with praise and cookies and juice boxes.
One day you're a superstar because you pooped in the toilet like a big boy, and the next day you're sitting in the principal's office because you said the word "poopy" in American History class (which, if you ask me, is the perfect place to say that word). — Dav Pilkey

I coach hockey players - some of them just happen to be girls. When I'm coaching youth hockey, I put the boys and girls together and they can't tell the difference. They are just playing hockey. — Natalie Darwitz

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. — W.C. Fields

When the people you love become animals it's awful. You're half afraid to even go near them. — Victor Lodato