Poker Bluffing Quotes & Sayings

When people use the word 'science,' it's often a tell, like in poker, that you're bluffing. — Peter Thiel

The two men maintain firm eye contact. A poker game, both of them bluffing. Or pretending to. — Chris Pavone

Telekinetic Poker Players
You can tell telekinetic poker-players are bluffing ~
they raise you. — Beryl Dov

Whenever somebody folds, say, 'Good laydown.' It encourages them to fold on a later hand because it makes them feel like you had the best hand even if you were bluffing. It's an odd form of flattery that seems to work at the poker table. — Cheryl Hines

I'm not a good poker player, but I've got one bluffing technique - as long as you're quick with the blinds, you're fine. — Sienna Guillory

I'm like a poker player, bluffing with whatever cards equal a really shitty hand. I should mention that I have no fucking idea how to play poker. "You — Matthew Norman

Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well. — Jack London

I don't like uncertainty. I don't play poker. I don't like bluffing. — Joss Whedon

RULES OF LYING:
1. Figure out your lie before you open your mouth.
2. Play on your opponent's sympathies and weaknesses
3. Dance around the lie with distracting truth. They're far more convincing.
4. Picture the lie in your head as if it were the truth. They want to see how it's coming up.
5. Never forget which is the lie and which is the truth.
6. If you say something that brings you trouble, pretend that was actually the lie. Lie and say you were joking before, and aren't you funny? It's a quick escape from a sticky situation. It's the liars trapdoor.
7. Avoid it if at all possible.
8. Keep up your poker face. Never have a "tell" or a physical gesture that will give yourself away and let your opponent know your bluffing. — Kristin Walker