Pogo And Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner. — Jo Brand

I gave to pink, the nerve of the red, a neon pink, an unreal pink. — Elsa Schiaparelli

Why should I let anything stand in the way of life, liberty, and the pursuit of vivisection? I — Jeff Lindsay

People sometimes say, 'Oh, you were a movie star,' and I'm like, 'No, I was a supporting actress.' I wasn't an A-list actress, and I'm fine with that. I'm proud of what I did in film. — Zooey Deschanel

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg

Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? — P. J. O'Rourke