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Pms Quotes By Vonnie Davis

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. — Vonnie Davis

Pms Quotes By Sydney Landon

It's no secret to any woman that men turn into big babies when they are sick. Jake got the flu last year, and Rose almost strangled him before it was over. A woman can work twelve hours with PMS and a heavy flow and not complain; men can stub their toe and be bedbound for a month. — Sydney Landon

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

I brought Bhagawad Gita as a gift for the Japanese PM ... I don't have anything better than Gita to give & nor does the World has anything better to receive. — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Jenny O'Connell

Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem. — Jenny O'Connell

Pms Quotes By Tony Blair

The Spanish PM rang me to say: 'I have the support of only 4 per cent of the people.' I said, 'Crikey, that's even less than think Elvis Presley is still alive.' — Tony Blair

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

The respect that I have got is not for Narendra Modi or the PM of India. It is respect for the people of India. — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Mark Starr

Problems associated with the menstrual cycle are now commonplace. The majority of teenagers whom I have seen suffer problems such as PMS, severe cramping, and irregular or heavy cycles. Severe hypothyroidism may cause the menses to stop. Dr. Barnes noted his patients with menstrual problems usually suffered many other telltale symptoms of hypothyroidism. Mine do as well. A large majority of menstrual problems resolve after treatment with dessicated thyroid. — Mark Starr

Pms Quotes By Chris Christie

Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas. — Chris Christie

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

Whatever position we may rise to, be it of MP, CM or PM, nothing can teach us the way villages can ... — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Tori Amos

If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it. — Tori Amos

Pms Quotes By Elzhi

Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM
On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom. — Elzhi

Pms Quotes By Roseanne Barr

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. — Roseanne Barr

Pms Quotes By Maya Banks

Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis.
- Faith — Maya Banks

Pms Quotes By Eve Langlais

I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. — Eve Langlais

Pms Quotes By Shelli Stevens

Male jealousy is the equivalent to PMS in my opinion. So just go about your business until his cycle passes. — Shelli Stevens

Pms Quotes By Arti Honrao

Be proud of being a woman; proud of everything that comes in the package - including the mood swings of pms, the frustration of periods, the labour pains, everything. Along with the pms comes deeper understanding of yourself, your weaknesses and chance to improve upon, along with periods comes on the other side the ability to conceive and labour pains culminate in something lot wonderful.
Celebrate womanhood every single day!
We are special, a God-made package filled so much with love, caring, understanding and patience that I am sure even He must have felt proud after having created.
Spread love. Happy Women's Day. — Arti Honrao

Pms Quotes By Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. — Roseanne Barr

Pms Quotes By Dolly Parton

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues. — Dolly Parton

Pms Quotes By Dianne Sylvan

It's okay. I'm just in a weird mood. Have you ever had a feeling like something was about to happen?"
"Of course," Kat replied. "It's called PMS. — Dianne Sylvan

Pms Quotes By Nora Roberts

I think you're under no obligation whatsoever to forgive anything, to forget anything. You're not required to push away the years of abuse because the abuser now chooses to be sober and in his sobriety regrets his actions. And white may be small and unforgiving of me, I think people who do so at the snap of a dam finger are either liars or are in need of serious therapy. I assume you heard him out, so in my personal opinion, any debt you might owe for your existence is now paid in full. It may be fashionable to hold that terrible actions are indeed terrible, but that hte person inflicting them isn't responbile due to alcohol, drugs, DNA, or GD PMS. He damn well was responsible, and if you decided to loathe him for the rest of your life, I wouldn't blame you for it. How's that? (Cybil to Gage - she ROCKS) — Nora Roberts

Pms Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time. — Robert A. Heinlein

Pms Quotes By Jenny Han

Lara: Because sometimes you just feel sad and you can't explain it.
Kitty: PMS?
Lara: No.It's not PMS. Just because a girl is sad, it doesn't mean it has anything to do with PMS. — Jenny Han

Pms Quotes By Linda Wisdom

The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn't be doing the Chicken Dance instead. — Linda Wisdom

Pms Quotes By Anita Ekberg

How can I know who's PM or in government in Sweden? It's been 40 years since I moved abroad! Oh! — Anita Ekberg

Pms Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm an executioner, Leta, hence my Demon nickname. They send me in to take the heads off people and gods who've stepped over the line, usually only because someone has PMS. You want justice, Themis's office is down the hall on the left. You want death and dismemberment, I'm your man ... or rather god. (Deimos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pms Quotes By Jodi Picoult

I'm lonely. Why do you think I had to learn to act so independent? I also get mad too quickly, and I hog the covers, and my second toe is longer than my big one. My hair has it's own zip code. Plus, I get certifiably crazy when I've got PMS. You don't love someone because they're perfect. You love them in spite of the fact that they're not. — Jodi Picoult

Pms Quotes By Celia Rivenbark

A friend confided to me recently that she wasn't sure if it was the 'change,' plain old PMS, or just a slow shift toward embracing her inner witch that is causing her to become progressively more irritated by everything her husband does. — Celia Rivenbark

Pms Quotes By Michael Gove

It was a tough choice [of PM]. I voted for a Scotsman. — Michael Gove

Pms Quotes By Margaret Atwood

There's just one thing I want you to remember. You know those chemicals women have in them, when they've got PMS? Well, men have the very same chemicals in them all the time. — Margaret Atwood

Pms Quotes By C.S. Lewis

No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays. — C.S. Lewis

Pms Quotes By Eddie Mair

I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news. — Eddie Mair

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

India is a democratic country & anyone can become a PM. — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Cat Patrick

I've been stung by bees before, but it's never been this bad. It's like having PMS bloat throughout my whole body instead of just my midsection. — Cat Patrick

Pms Quotes By Janet Evanovich

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. — Janet Evanovich

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

On thyroid therapy, more than 90 percent of those with painful menstruation were relieved, most of them completely. The results were fully as good in converting irregular periods to normal, regular ones. And in six of seven women with excessive flow, normal flow was established. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By Kara King

On the other hand, when they get all sweet because they want it, that's called PEAK. PEAK is Pre-Ejaculation Ass Kissing. It's during PEAK that we have the most power. Take advantage of PEAK! PEAK makes men do cRaZZzY things! Just like PMS makes us do crazy shit. Hormones are a bitch. "The Talk" is basically your first round of PEAK with this man. You can get a lot of what you want during PEAK, so don't be afraid to tell a man what you want or expect. He's either going to say yes or no. If he denies you what you want, then — Kara King

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

It is not that the people want a BJP government or Modi as PM. The Nation wants to teach a lesson to those who have ruined the nation. — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Jill Shalvis

She closed her eyes. "Okay, here's the thing. We have some chemistry," she allowed.
"Some? Or supernova?"
"Supernova. But," she said to his knowing grin. Good Lord, he needed to stop doing that. "I really did give up men."
"Forever?"
"My gut says yes, but that might be PMS talking. Let's just say I'm giving up men for a very long time."
"You going to try out women? — Jill Shalvis

Pms Quotes By Stasi Eldredge

A true friend loves you when you are being kind and when you are PMS-ing all over the place. They may not love what you are doing, or the dragon you are manifesting, but they love you. They know who the true you is, and even in the midst of your living as an imposter to your very self, a friend calls you up and out. A friend sees who you are meant to be and beckons you to rise to the higher version of yourself. — Stasi Eldredge

Pms Quotes By Shawn Wayans

Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all ... Im just one big emotional wreck ... Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snicker — Shawn Wayans

Pms Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)
Reverse PMS? (Artemis)
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pms Quotes By Jeaniene Frost

I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl. — Jeaniene Frost

Pms Quotes By H.M. Ward

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside. — H.M. Ward

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

For you I am neither the PM or CM. Our bond is a bond of affection and I am your sevak. — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Jackie Robinson

If Jesus ever had PMS, he totally would have sinned. — Jackie Robinson

Pms Quotes By Julie Murphy

Marcus mumbles something about PMS and to my surprise, from the kitchen, Bo says, "Why can't she just be having a shitty day? You don't need to make up some bullshit reason why. — Julie Murphy

Pms Quotes By Joan Of Arc

When women came up with PMS, men came up with ESPN. — Joan Of Arc

Pms Quotes By Mark Starr

Impairment of fertility in both men and women because of hypothyroidism is firmly entrenched in medical literature ... Miscarriage and fertility problems are a red flag for hypothyroidism. — Mark Starr

Pms Quotes By Drew Barrymore

I am fundamentally happy. Everyone has experiences that makes them cynical, jaded or unhappy - you just have to fight those things off. I have totally emotional days when I cry and get insecure. PMS weirded out, doomed and tragic. I mean, I'm definitely not just a lollipop, happy in the wind girl. I'm human just like everyone else, but I think that it would be tragic to be on your deathbed and think, 'I could've I should've.' That gets me out of bed everyday. I can't even last like an hour in bed in the morning. I have to get out there and live. — Drew Barrymore

Pms Quotes By Jane Graves

PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster. — Jane Graves

Pms Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick

Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Pms Quotes By W. H. Auden

I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy? — W. H. Auden

Pms Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

You owe me this. You made me get rid of my assassin and now I have no control over those creatures that - "
That you created," he added, interrupting her angry tirade. "Don't forget the important part here. The Dark-Hunters wouldn't exist at all had someone, and for the sake of your missing intellect let me clarify that, you, not stolen powers from me that could bring back the dead. I didn't need the Dark-Hunters to help me fight against the Daimons and protect the humans. I was doing fine on my own. But you wouldn't have it. You created them and made me responsible for their lives. It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS."
She scowled. "Reverse PMS?"
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pms Quotes By Emma Chase

Why is it that whenever a woman is justifiably upset, the guy always blames it on PMS?"

Please. I've been on the receiving end of Alexandra's premenstrual-induced psychosis often enough to recognize the signs. — Emma Chase

Pms Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis)
I have a headache. (Acheron)
You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis)
And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pms Quotes By Abhijit Naskar

The hormonal interplay inside a woman's head creates her reality. Her hormones tell her day to day what's important. They mold her desires and values. — Abhijit Naskar

Pms Quotes By Jon Stewart

'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for? — Jon Stewart

Pms Quotes By Linda Howard

Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken. — Linda Howard

Pms Quotes By Norah Vincent

Like so many other high school discipline cases, he'd probably been given some hybrid cockamamie ADHD- bipolar diagnosis at a very young age and been medicated into submission for the benefit of his homeroom teacher. We've all read about them in the paper, the problem kids who get slapped with five disorders by the time they're twelve, and horse-pilled by a culture that has pathologized everything from PMS to teen angst. — Norah Vincent

Pms Quotes By E.M. Kernow

You mean I'm a frigging Werewolf! You have got to be kidding me, apart from a little, ok a lot of PMS, I don't howl at the moon!' This was too much, I'd been poisoned, and now I find I might go hairy and eat people once a month!
'No. child. You are descended from the first brave women who said 'no', who raised their children without the curse of the Lycanthrope. Your bloodlines enable you to tolerate the line and draw on its power. Now listen to the rest of the tale while I make you some more tea'. — E.M. Kernow

Pms Quotes By Mark Starr

As stated before, hypothyroidism may cause premature or delayed puberty. The majority of normal and hypothyroid females begin their cycle at ages 12 or 13. However, a growing number of those with hypothyroidism start their cycle years earlier or begin their periods at age 15 or later. Premature or delayed puberty in males is also becoming more common. — Mark Starr

Pms Quotes By Iain Duncan Smith

I have two daughters, it really means a lot to me to have two women standing now and being the PM. — Iain Duncan Smith

Pms Quotes By Joseph Wechsberg

Old St Petersburg remains a beautiful stage set but to the Russians it is not what Rome is to the Italians or Paris to the French. The decisions are made in the Kremlin. The city of Peter remains a museum, open from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM. — Joseph Wechsberg

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

For 14 years no PM had gone to Jammu and Kashmir. Atal ji changed that and went to Jammu and Kashmir. He gave 3 Mantas- Insaniyat, Jamhuriat and Kashmiriyat (Humanity, democracy and J&K). We aspire to walk on that path — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By Evangeline Lilly

Diets are a fool's errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it's chocolate or a cookie. If I don't, I guarantee you that there's going to be a day every week when I'm going to stuff myself, especially if it's PMS time. — Evangeline Lilly

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

In study at the Mayo Clinic covering fifty consecutive young women with hypothyroidism, twenty-eight has menstrual disturbances. Abnormally profuse menses was a common disturbance; frequent bleeding between periods was another; in some cases, both problems were present. Thyroid therapy relived the disturbances. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By David Gergen

If you've got some news that you don't want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon 4:00 pm. — David Gergen

Pms Quotes By Alanis Morissette

I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay. — Alanis Morissette

Pms Quotes By Ronda Thompson

CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period ... literally.
Ronda Thompson

Pms Quotes By Lindy Zart

He so must have male PMS. And it really does exist 'cause I glanced at an article about it online once. — Lindy Zart

Pms Quotes By Paula Young Lee

they catch initials -- STD, PMS, OCD, HIV, etc., as if MTV teamed up with KFC and licensed the Latin alphabet to the pharmaceutical industry so OTCs could replace MDs. If Romeo and Juliet were alive today, they'd be put on antidepressants, sent for counseling, and bundled off to separate boarding schools to meet socially acceptable partners with money-back guarantees. — Paula Young Lee

Pms Quotes By Susane Colasanti

We're never gonna understand women. They're way too complex. You've got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings ... there's no way to tell what's causing their attitude.
- Mike — Susane Colasanti

Pms Quotes By Scott Berkun

Effective PMs simply consider more alternatives before giving up than other people do. — Scott Berkun

Pms Quotes By Gena Showalter

Lord Kane," the king acknowledged. "Before the proceedings begin, we must say how thrilled we were to meet your PMS."
Uh ... "My what?" "Your personal male secretary. — Gena Showalter

Pms Quotes By Flynn Meaney

I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing ... "
"Like PMS?" I suggested.
"Shut up! — Flynn Meaney

Pms Quotes By Jane Ridley

The main reason why historians have skated over the relationship of Victorian PMs with the press is that they haven't been looking for it. It takes a lecturer in media studies such as Paul Brighton to point out that media management was part of the job of a Victorian prime minister. — Jane Ridley

Pms Quotes By Theresa May

If ever there was a time for a PM ready and able to do the job from day one, this is it. — Theresa May

Pms Quotes By K.V. McMillan

Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight? — K.V. McMillan

Pms Quotes By Dannika Dark

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Pms Quotes By Winston Churchill

You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England — Winston Churchill

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

But the problem remains two fold: the need for recognition that low thyroid function very often can provoke menstrual problems, and the need for recognition, too, that hypothyroidism may be present despite laboratory tests suggesting it is not. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By Derek Sivers

If anybody ever called our number, it would be picked up in less than 2 rings with a friendly voice answering, "CD Baby." From 7 am to 10 pm, there was always somebody to pick up a call in 2 rings. No voice mail system; no routing to different departments. We treated our customers like our best friends. You don't route your best friend's call to an automated system! — Derek Sivers

Pms Quotes By Thomas B. Griffith

Just to be seen strolling to or from a helicopter on the White House lawn, shouting an evasive answer to Sam Donaldson, must seem to the Reagans not quite satisfactory enough of a 7 PM presence, and this inane scene certainly galls the press. — Thomas B. Griffith

Pms Quotes By Regina Brett

Almost every month, I have a day where I get stuck in the mud of me. I used to blame hormones and PMS. After I hit 50, I blamed the lack of hormones. But men get stuck, too, so it must simply be the human condition. — Regina Brett

Pms Quotes By Lois Greiman

I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam. — Lois Greiman

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

From what has been said, it would appear that the possibility of thyroid deficiency should be considered, and if found, should be treated in any woman with a menstrual abnormality or a reproductive problem. It was generally agree that correction of thyroid deficiency solved many such abnormalities and problems - until about 1940. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By Liane Moriarty

She'd once been appalled to hear of women claiming PMS as a defense for murder. Now she understood. She could happily murder someone today! In fact, she felt like there should be some sort of recognition for her remarkable strength of character that she didn't. — Liane Moriarty

Pms Quotes By Lois Greiman

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality? — Lois Greiman

Pms Quotes By Narendra Modi

Real time functioning should have the PM and the CMs of the states working in tandem. The Federal structure is important in letter and spirit, it is our strength — Narendra Modi

Pms Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson

The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts. — MaryJanice Davidson

Pms Quotes By Melanie Griffith

I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy. — Melanie Griffith

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

Thyroid secretions in adequate amounts appear to be essential for development of the egg and for proper ovarian secretions. If thyroid function is low, an egg may be discharged from an ovary but it may not be fertilizable or, if fertilized, may not be capable of nesting so that pregnancy is quickly aborted. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By Chelsea M. Cameron

Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome. — Chelsea M. Cameron

Pms Quotes By Christopher Moore

It was as if vampirism carried with it a crampless case of rattlesnake PMS. — Christopher Moore

Pms Quotes By Nicholas Sparks

Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks

Pms Quotes By Himmilicious

Deal with it, get over it, live it, it's life, it's a woman and it will bleed and have pms. — Himmilicious

Pms Quotes By Aidan Chambers

Things it helps me to remember
When in a bad mood, keep quiet or still.
Baggy jumpers don't suit you.
When you're tired you get doubtful.
Difficulties come in spurts.
Listen to the echo of your own voice. Avoid be strident.
All aeroplanes go through clouds during their journeys. So do people during theirs.
Often greater clarity comes out of confusion. You have to be puzzled before you find a solution.
PMS often brings on a crisis of confidence.
Ordinariness is restful.
If someone is explosive in front of you, be silent. If you feel explosive, be silent. — Aidan Chambers

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

The medical literature is full of reports going back many years that provide evidence that thyroid medication, used when indicated, is one of the most helpful measures in the treatment of infertility in both men and women. And not infrequently it may be needed by both partners in an infertile marriage. — Broda Otto Barnes

Pms Quotes By Anna White

There are lots of real reasons to decide to leave something or someone, but there are lots of other reasons that are less valid and less real and less about a relationship than our own minds: Fear (of screwing up, of being left, of not being good enough), restlessness, resistance to growing up, PMS, not knowing how to live without drama, fearing that you're getting happy, and happiness is boring.
The thing that scared me the most was the knowledge that if I stayed, something was going to change, and that something was probably me. I didn't know what changed me would look like, or if I would like her more or less than I already did. Would I still recognize myself? Would I still be myself? — Anna White

Pms Quotes By Broda Otto Barnes

Certainly miscarriage is not invariably related to low thyroid function. There are many other possible causes. Yet soon after thyroid therapy first became available, it was found that patients with a history of miscarriages often had a history compatible with thyroid deficiency and that full-term pregnancies might follow treatment with thyroid. — Broda Otto Barnes