Pissing Contest Quotes & Sayings

The other man stood his ground, with an arrogant, insolent stance. Although it was hard to believe, clearly the idiot didn't have a clue either who he had ogled, or who he had engaged in a pissing contest. Had he been living under a rock? — Thea Harrison

It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys. — Faith Hunter

Finn."
"Victor."
"Awkward." I looked at both their faces but neither seemed to really notice I was there. The second pissing for distance contest began.
You were going to ask him! — Michelle Flick

Honestly, the look he's giving me right now ... I think if he could flip me off, he would.
Yep, you lost that round, Dozer.
I turn the ignition , feeling pretty satisfied with myself that I've got Mia sitting up front with me ... Then it hits me.
I was just in a pissing contest with my dog.
There are no words.
No. Fucking. Words.
Towle, Samantha (2013-11-18). Trouble (p. 125). Kindle Edition. — Samantha Towle

This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes? — Kit Rocha

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell

I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you. — Anne Bishop

It was a lot easier to talk to her with my eyes closed, too. Not so much of a pissing contest. — Maggie Stiefvater

The two princes stared at each other, one gold and one silver, one her twin and one her soul-bonded. There was nothing friendly in the stares, nothing human - two Fae males locked in some unspoken dominance battle. — Sarah J. Maas

Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna] — M.R. Merrick

Wear this, don't wear that. Do this chore now and do this chore when you get a chance and by that I mean now. And definitely, definitely give up the things you love fro me, so I will have proof that you love me best. It's the female pissing contest
as we swan around our book clubs and our cocktail hours, there are few things women love more than being able to detail the sacrifices our men make for us. A call-and-response, the response being: Ohh, that's so sweet. — Gillian Flynn

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. — Brian MacLearn

If you're going to have a pissing contest, can you at least do it on the roof? — Sarah J. Maas

Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words. — Samantha Towle

For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It was a pure damn wonder women didn't take over the world while men were busy trying to prove who had the biggest dick. — Tami Hoag

I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it. — Kim Harrington