Phonebook Quotes & Sayings

I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. I would never say the people on it are losers, but that's only because I'm polite. People say 'But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.' Well at my age, if I wanna connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board. Needless to say, we didn't have Facebook when I was growing up. We had phonebook, but you wouldn't waste an afternoon with it. — Betty White

Don't be angry at your smile — Thabiso Monkoe

Be at peace, my friend. One thing I have learnt about Death is that his bark is worse than his bite. — David Gemmell

Whoever attacks a matter without knowledge cuts off his own nose. — Ja'far Al-Sadiq

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook. — Bruce Vilanch

D'Angelo could sing the phonebook and it would sound good. — Mark Ronson

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

The whole of education should be designed so as to occupy a boy's free time in cultivation of his body. He has no right to loaf about idly; but after his day's work is done, he ought to harden his young body, so that life may not find him soft when he enters it. No one should be allowed to sin at the expense of posterity, that is, of the race. — Adolf Hitler

Any statements from the parents may seem like criticism or judgment by the child or adolescent. It's very important that the child or adolescent does most of the talking and the parent asks questions curiously to understand the perspective of the child or adolescent. — Timothy Carey

But a man may then imagine in your work what he pleases, what you never meant!
Not what he pleases, but what he can. — George MacDonald

One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing. — Travis J. Dahnke