Peter Griffin Lois Quotes & Sayings

Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man. — Anonymous

In all this talk about giving birth, I never hear anyone mention that the last time the World Health Organization ranked national health-care systems, France's was first, while America's was thirty-seventh. Instead, we Anglos focus on how the French system is overmedicalized and hostile to the "natural." Pregnant Message members fret that French doctors will induce labor, force them to have epidurals, then secretly bottle-feed their newborns so they won't be able to breast-feed. — Pamela Druckerman

Science is history arranged according to the superstition and taste of the moment. The vocabulary of scholars has no wit, no salt. These heavy tomes have no soul, they are filled with distress ... — Blaise Cendrars

We mutinied quietly, using every lesson we'd been taught by every person who'd ever used us for their own benefit. — Laura Wiess

If you equate going to the bathroom with sex and sexual perversion, you should see a therapist.
The rest of us go in there to take a leak. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

It's a beautiful lucid dream that has language that I can fiddle with. — Coleman Barks

Don't believe you've reached the end before you've even reached the beginning. — Charles F. Glassman

It's as though I've been sleepwalking and suddenly woken to find myself here — Sara Gruen

First of all," he said, "if you can learn a simple trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view
until you climb into his skin and walk around in it. — Harper Lee

That man who is more then his elements knows the land that is more than its analysis. — John Steinbeck

Hillary Clinton is under fire from Latinos, specifically online. This comes from a recent blog post by Clinton's campaign that was meant to reach out to Latinos. Instead, it offended many people. — Ari Shapiro

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack — Herman Friele

Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama. — Thomas Sowell

Trudy Bennett, I love you beyond any lyrics I could ever write, or any words I could ever say. I always have, and I always will. Marry me? — Samantha Towle

We sat down on a bench within good view, and began to smoke cigars so as to attract as little attention as possible. — Bram Stoker