Pehoviak Quotes & Sayings

A woman goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting, she gets in. "Ma'am, what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asks. "Well," she says, "my husband is a compulsive gambler and every nickel he can get his hands on he gambles away. I had five hundred dollars and in order to hide it from him, I stuffed it in my vagina - but now I can't get it out." "Don't be nervous. I see this sort of thing all the time." He asks her to pull down her underwear, sits her down with her legs wide open, puts his gloves on and says, "I only have one question. What am I looking for? Bills or loose change? — Barry Dougherty

To succeed in the digital realm, technology has to provide a strong disruptive element right from the start. If things cannot be done differently , a transition to digital is not going to be compelling enough for a wide enough adoption to create sustainability. — David Amerland

I love you too. I love you far too much, I'm sure. But I don't know how to love you any other way." His final words were a whisper, but they burned in the air. "I don't know how to love you any other way, either," she whispered back. "Then God have mercy on us both. — Sylvain Reynard

I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. — Deb Baker

When he was gone, they were certain at least of receiving constant information of what was going on, and their uncle promised, at parting, to prevail on Mr. Bennet to return to Longbourn, as soon as he could, to the great consolation of his sister, who considered it as the only security for her husband's not being killed in a duel. — Jane Austen

The Daytona 500 is a big race, and Darlington is just as big of an event, and a lot of people get excited for it. — Kurt Busch

The master of any craft is first a master of self, cooperating with innate intelligence within. — Bryant H. McGill

When the doors of perception are cleansed, men will see things as they truly are, infinite. — William Blake

Over Legislation is not necessarily a virtue. It often leads to misuse of law. — Arun Jaitley

I know it is the itch between the legs which causes everything-Wars, Religions, Marriages, Elections, Families, Globalization, Trade, Literature, Science, and for me Philosophy. — Aporva Kala

When a man meets the woman with whom he is destined to share his life, he knows. — P.O. Dixon

We have to fight the entire time, we can't start at the end when it's getting down to crunch time. We can't leave anything on the floor. — Kerri Walsh

I do suspect that this world is hell. — Francesca Da Rimini