Pee My Pants Funny Quotes & Sayings

The Gunman is useless. I know it. He knows it. The whole bank knows it. — Markus Zusak

Birth is a heaven-given right for every baby. — Toba Beta

Worship is much more than just singing songs. In fact, true worship is first and foremost a condition of heart and a state of mind. We can be worshipping passionately without singing a single note. Worship is born in our hearts; it fills our thoughts and then it is expressed through our mouths and through our bodies. If our hearts are filled with awe for God, we may want to sing, dance, clap, or lift up our hands in worship. We may also be reverently silent and still before God. We may desire to give offerings or offer other forms of outward expression of love for God. But any of these actions done without a right heart are simply formalism and meaningless to God. — Joyce Meyer

It's not that your most important work is meaningless; it's that your most trivial movements are also significant. — David Jeremiah

During the tribulation there will be a national turning of Israel to the Lord; they will walk in righteousness ... God established an everlasting covenant with Israel and it will be of everlasting duration. — Paul P. Enns

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

There are persons who can speak no more, whose very names have vanished. Yet a name excised from the verge where it once lived still casts its sound on all who sleep there and enters their throats. — Erin Moure

Magic pants?"
"Without them I'm starkers," he mused. "Shall I show you?"
"No, I think I prefer the pants. — Jamie Wyman

Forgive others without complaint or concern. — Debasish Mridha