Party Prop Quotes & Sayings

Stop Bullying. No one deserves to feel worthless. — Rebecca Black

Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors. — Fennel Hudson

The commas are the most useful and usable of all the stops. It is highly important to put them in place as you go along. If you try to come back after doing a paragraph and stick them in the various spots that tempt you you will discover that they tend to swarm like minnows into sorts of crevices whose existence you hadn't realized and before you know it the whole long sentence becomes immobilized and lashed up squirming in commas. Better to use them sparingly, and with affection, precisely when the need for each one arises, nicely, by itself. — Lewis Thomas

I've played quite a large spectrum of teenaged girls, from psychotic to very sweet to a polygamist. — Madison Davenport

GEORGE 2048: We like to think of it as one civilization. — Ray Kurzweil

When she stamped her foot, it made a strange thud on the desolate beach. Like a heartbeat. — David Adams Richards

I have repeatedly said that success requires concerted efforts and support of the fans. — Juan Ramon Lopez Caro

In his world, there was right and wrong, good and evil. Hers contained no absolutes. Hers was a world of grays. Hers was what his was truly becoming. The irony didn't escape him. At night, nothing was clear. Lines blurred. Shadows removed definitions.
Her dreams led her to the darkest parts of London where he couldn't follow and keep her safe. His dreams had ceased to exist long ago. — Lorraine Heath

People do not mind people who try things and fail. If you're a good entrepreneur, you're not going to succeed in every single thing you try. You've got to try to succeed at more things than fail. — Richard Branson

Possessing a correct interpretation of each individual doctrine is not sufficient; we must also learn to hold each doctrine in harmony with the others. — Paul Washer

Tis hard to find God, but to comprehend
Him, as He is, is labour without end. — Robert Herrick

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish. — Kathy Lette

Here's a simplification of everything I'm going through: You + Me is bad news. — Sara Bareilles

Someone can always do your job a little better or faster or cheaper than you can. — Seth Godin

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome the indecision of knowledge — David Storey

HYSTERICAL HISTORY Bumping into Vincent O'Neil makes me think about what Uncle Frankie said. I need new material for Boston, not Vincent's stale and stinky fart jokes from The Big Book of Butt Bugles and Blampfs. So I keep my eyes open for new concepts to work out as I go to history class that afternoon. We're supposed to give a presentation on our favorite president. I chose Millard Fillmore. Why? Because nobody else will. Plus, his name is funny. Who knows? Maybe I'll get a whole bit out of him for Boston. I roll to the front of the class and prop a portrait of President Fillmore on the flip-chart easel. "Millard Fillmore was the thirteenth president of the United States. Born in January 1800, he was named after a duck. No, I'm sorry. That was his brother Mallard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore was the last member of the Whig Party to ever hold the office of president. Probably because they all wore wigs. — James Patterson