Parodying Copyrighted Quotes & Sayings

The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants. — Bill Cosby

God and Hell both damn it, — Lilith Saintcrow

If the characters on 'The West Wing' were watching a TV show wherein a character like Trump was leading in the polls, they wouldn't find it believable. — Aaron Sorkin

I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.' — Paget Brewster

So, to add to a momentous day, I corrected a misconception that my family had held for at least fifteen years and came out to them as straight. — Graeme Simsion

Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society. — Jack Kingston

I like a quote given on a review from Robert Leonard- KCR Illustrated.
Never forget the adage, "You know you are telling the truth and are on to something special if it drives the far-left crazy and the extreme-right insane. — William Dunaway

People often overestimate what will happen in the next two years and underestimate what will happen in ten. — Bill Gates

Only three things them ladies talk about: they kids, they clothes, and they friends. I hear the word Kennedy, I know they ain't discussing no politic. They talking about what Miss Jackie done wore on the tee-vee. — Kathryn Stockett

Training in God's gym may hurt sometimes, but He will make us stronger. — Trip Lee

Those that study particular sciences, and neglect philosophy, are like Penelope's wooers, that make love to the waiting women. — Aristippus

I've always believed in making films that you make the little decisions with your head, but you make the big decisions with your heart. — Steve Sabol