Parks And Recreation Swanson Quotes & Sayings

Yeah, that's what I saw. But I learned a long time ago that some stuff I see when I touch these things, some of it can be influence by other people who touched them before me, by what those people believed. If those beliefs are strong enough, Chance, it's like they can leave impressions behind, the same way that actual events can. — Caitlin R. Kiernan

Usually with life, you start wherever you are, and you flail around for a while
— Anne Lamott

Live your life with passion, life your life with some drive, decide that you are going to push yourself. The last chapter to your life has not been written yet, and it doesn't matter about what happened yesterday. It doesn't matter about what happened to you, what matters is, 'what are you going to do about it?' — Les Brown

Ron Swanson is more than the MVP of the 'Parks and Recreation' squad, more than just the funniest character on TV - he's the perfect depiction of aggrieved American manhood at the twilight of the empire. — Rob Sheffield

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me. — J. Cole

Suspense is one of the ways you persuade a reader to become engaged and stay engaged with your work. — Marge Piercy

Has anyone got any bandages? I've just split my sides laughing. — Jonathan Stroud

Monetary calculation is not the calculation, and certainly not the measurement, of value. Its basis is the comparison of the more important and the less important. It is an ordering according to rank, an act of grading (Cuhel), and not an act of measuring. It was a mistake to search for a measure of the value of goods. In the last analysis, economic calculation does not rest on the measurement of values, but on their arrangement in an order of rank. — Ludwig Von Mises

This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand. — Lili Wilkinson

I get whatever placidity I have from my father. But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin. — Norma Shearer

When you hear of Gay Pride, remember, it was not born out of a need to celebrate being gay.
It evolved out of our need as human beings to break free of oppression and to exist without being criminalized, pathologized or persecuted.
Depending on a number of factors, particularly religion, freeing ourselves from gay shame and coming to self-love and acceptance, can not only be an agonising journey, it can take years.
Tragically some don't make it.
Instead of wondering why there isn't a straight pride be grateful you have never needed one.
Celebrate with us. — Anthony Venn-Brown

Everyone in our administration is going to cooperate. — David Plouffe

Whatever you have, spend less. — William Samuel Johnson

It's best for a man to be thought a fool instead of opening his mouth and removing all doubt. — Tamera Alexander

In the end, as you get older and older, your life is your life, and you are alone with it. — Louise Berliawsky Nevelson

The cycles of dysfunction and mental illness did not have to carry over from generation to generation. You just had to educate yourself. Erika — Liane Moriarty