Papa Monzano Quotes & Sayings

Right now, after having had back surgery, I am finally back to running again. — Frank Shorter

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. — H.L. Mencken

And it is time for those who talk about family values to start valuing families. — John F. Kerry

Giggling is a plague on the nervous system that I believe is hardwired into some people's physiology and seems to be a reaction to tremendous nerves, fatigue, or self-consciousness. It is rarely a welcome occurrence to the giggler and can feel like going over Niagara Falls without a barrel — Linda Ronstadt

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more. — Mark Twain

It was amazing that I was ever elected. — Ian Paisley

Now and then the universe just insists on changing your life in ways that you didn't ask it to. — Robin Black

Good evening charlie, yes I know you rise, two lean grey spiders drifting through your eyes. — James Wright

You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember. — Rodman Philbrick