Outrageous Audio Quotes & Sayings

The real problem with all drugs is that they work. Fantastically. They're great, right up until the moment they kill you. — Aaron Sorkin

The Fflict recognized five genders: male, female, zhial, yal, and neuter. Aul was zhial, and ze liked zis pronouns accurately stated. I would too, in zis position. — John Scalzi

If you're going to be a myth or want to be a myth, you'd better die young. — Alma Guillermoprieto

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. — Jon Lovitz

There was no right or wrong during war. The setting sun made me realize that the ones who would live to see a new day would be the ones who are victorious. As with all the history of this world, the ones who won were always right. — Shayne Colaco

Valet had reminded him several times of the lateness of the hour, he got up, and going into the next room, placed the book on the little Florentine table that always stood — Oscar Wilde

When I read a book, I like to be surprised. I don't want to read the same genre formula that I've read a hundred times before. — Chet Williamson