Osterhoudt Masonry Quotes & Sayings

Being pregnant is the most natural thing our bodies can do. Our grandparents did it without all these books, and they came out okay. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Walked around and hugged April so tight she let out a small fart. The both of us cracked up and I fell on the floor in hysterics. — Dannika Dark

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice. — James Gleick

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

Prose should have a flow, the forward momentum of a certain energized weight; it should feel like a voice tumbling in your ear. — John Updike

No writing has any real value which is not the expression of genuine thought and feeling. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Men get tired of everything, of heaven no less than of hell; and that all history is nothing but a record of the oscillations of the world between these two extremes. An epoch is but a swing of the pendulum; and each generation thinks the world is progressing because it is always moving. — George Bernard Shaw

I always smoke 'ship's' myself," I answered. "That's — Arthur Conan Doyle

I love you in this dress, Evangeline, but it's much too restrictive for what I want to do to you. — Adriane Leigh

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. — Karl Pilkington

It is a sore point, because you do have advantages if you have access to more than one language. You also have problems, because on bad days you don't trust yourself , either in your first or second language, and so you feel like a complete halfwit. — W.G. Sebald