Osbournes Reality Quotes & Sayings

I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it. — Al Jourgensen

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. — Robert Louis Stevenson

And lilies are still lilies, pulled By smutty hands, though spotted from their white. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven. — Sarah Silverman

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert

With every accident, ask yourself what abilities you have for making a proper use of it. If you see an attractive person, you will find that self-restraint is the ability you have against your desire. If you are in pain, you will find fortitude. If you hear unpleasant language, you will find patience. And thus habituated, the appearances of things will not hurry you away along with them. — Epictetus

He could almost have been an American, he was so tan and had such good teeth, but I could tell straight away that he wasn't. He had what no American man I've ever met has had, and that's intuition. — Sylvia Plath

You're changing the rules. I can feel you changing the rules." "Baby, I'm an outlaw. Remember? — Susan Fanetti

There used to be a certain condescension to Mozart. His music was regarded as pleasant. He was a porcelain figure playing a porcelain harpsichord. — Peter Shaffer