Oprostimojoj Quotes & Sayings

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead. — Sinbad

I always wish life could be a musical. One person just says 5, 6, 7, 8. — Lucas Grabeel

This, said Mother, as she handed him a piece of dry, tasteless matzoh, is the bread of our affliction. Where, young Kugel wondered, is the seven-layer cake of our salvation? Where is the muffin of our mirth? Where is our no-longer-reduced-to-jelly doughnut? — Shalom Auslander

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen

How have those in power led armies to kill people they don't know for centuries, always at the risk of their lives? By telling them God wants them to do it. By telling them that the country is depending on them. — Sean Platt

Now I knew. That friendship was over. Fucking hell. — Tijan

Know thyself,' said Socrates.
Know thyself,' said Sappho, 'and make sure that the Church never finds out. — Jeanette Winterson

The conductor was so totally without expression he could have pulled off a bank robbery without covering his face. — Haruki Murakami