One Tree Hill Funny Quotes & Sayings

It's true - my mother kicked me out the house at 14. I had to go live with my sister. I had some problems. I was very rebellious as a kid. I don't even know why or where it came from, but I had a lot of anger. Me and my mom clashed a lot because she didn't tolerate that, as she shouldn't from a 14-year-old. — Michael Che

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. — Mitch Hedberg

That dragon queen's got the real item, the kind that don't break and run when you fart in their general direction. — George R R Martin

The economic and technological changes are real, but I just can't bring myself to wax apocalyptic about the future of books. — David Edelstein

It's [music composition] the most effortless thing in the world because you don't do anything. I hate to say it like that, but it's the truth. — Michael Jackson

There was always something immensely comic to her in the thought of living elsewhere than New York. She could not regard as serious proposals that she share a western residence. — Dorothy Parker

For a long time, I resisted seeing 'The Sound of Music,' but when I finally did, I cried. — Michael Learned

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. — Adam Carolla