Oliver And Hardy Quotes & Sayings

The idea is to become a best-selling author first and then the rest of my books will be slam dunks. — Nolan Bushnell

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world. — Oliver Hardy

It's really easy to not be satisfied with your work, or people, or anything, but I really embrace the idea of not having to want [anything]. Not because you're denying yourself anything, but because it [everything] is already there. — Thao Nguyen

You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me. — Oliver Hardy

Here at any rate is Ignatius Reilly, without progenitor in any literature I know of - slob extraordinary, a mad Oliver Hardy, a fat Don Quixote, a perverse Thomas Aquinas rolled into one - who is in violent revolt against the entire modern age, lying in his flannel nightshirt, in a back bedroom on Constantinople Street in New Orleans, who between gigantic seizures of flatulence and eructations is filling dozens of Big Chief tablets with invective. — John Kennedy Toole

I was shocked into the realization that I myself had played an unwitting role as a movie star and sex symbol in perpetrating the stereotypes that affected women all over the world. — Jane Fonda

I got exposed to so many different cultures and people. — Sofia Coppola

We have a sign on our cafeteria bulletin board that says: Try Test Adjust Try Again Fail Modify Scrap Start Over — Jack V. Matson

A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot. — Oliver Hardy

Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. — Oliver Hardy

When I slid into comedy, naturally the first thing I said was, "hello, I am a washed up rapper." — Doc Brown

Thanks to former President George W. Bush - remember the compassionate conservative? - I have a good name for the fundamental principle that should guide the Democratic alternative: compassionate deficit reduction. — Christina Romer

Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything. — Oliver Hardy

Never mind the track. The track is for punks. We are Road People. We are Cafe Racers. — Hunter S. Thompson

Who can explain why one species ranges widely and is very numerous, and why another allied species has a narrow range and is rare? Yet these relations are of the highest importance, for they determine the present welfare, and, as I believe, the future success and modification of every inhabitant of this world. — Charles Darwin

Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. — Frank Iero

If you must make a noise, make it quietly. — Oliver Hardy

Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward. — Anonymous Holy Bible Job 5 7

What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light. The prospect of the gallows, too, makes them hardy and bold. Ah, it's a fine thing for the trade! Five of them strung up in a row, and none left to play booty or turn white-livered! — Charles Dickens

You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything. — Oliver Hardy

But what a way to do things-never to perform a decent action until you are kicked into it and the rest of the world has ceased to believe that your motives can possibly be honest. — George Orwell

If someone can relate my guitar solo to an exercise in a book ... that's no fun at all. — Joe Satriani

We never see ourselves as others see us. — Oliver Hardy

Flowers are as common in the country as people are in London. — Oscar Wilde