The doo-wop stalker love song on a Cincinnati oldies station
you broke up with me because I was an obnoxious jerk and now you're dating him, so I drive by your house and stare in your window every night, thereby proving that I'm an even bigger creep than you thought — Sarah Vowell
Sometimes I listen to '60s or oldies stations to see if they're going to play a Beach Boys song. — Mike Love