Oldest Grandson Quotes & Sayings

The way to paradise is an uphill climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. — Al-Ghazali

Faerie: where it's only a little weird to realize that my boyfriend is older than the internal combustion engine. — Seanan McGuire

What you see, but can't see over is as good as infinite. — Thomas Carlyle

Putin likes to quote a sentence from Czar Alexander III, who said that Russian has only two allies - the army and the navy. As a citizen, this makes me sit up and take notice. This is a concept of self-imposed isolation, a defense strategy that sees Russia surrounded by enemies. — Vladimir Sorokin

I devised a test.
I turned off the TV and instantly the snoring stopped. She began to move. When I felt her eyes about to open, I turned the TV back on and back to sleep she went. Then I'd turn it off and on - sometimes for millisecond - and she never failed me. Each time it was off, she's move and mutter - each time it was on, she'd sleep.
By the time the headlights from Amy's Nova turned into our driveway, my suspicion had been confirmed. My mother has a more intimate, connected relationship with this television than she has ever had with me. — Peter Hedges

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

It's tough. Gymnastics isn't basketball or football or baseball, where you can get these huge contracts and make a lot of money. — Jonathan Horton

I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it? — Joan Baez

If you want to write a book that's very successful and famous, then it's hard. If you just want to get published, all you have to do is convince an editor that your idea will make them money. — Kate Cary

I began to see my life and each breath I am given as a living prayer to God and a way to pray for others for our world. — Mary C. Neal