Oldenhof Keukenwinkel Quotes & Sayings

Be a goal getter; go get your goals! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Pleasure and business, unlike oil and water, can sometimes be mixed. — James J. Freeland

In most relationships, one partner has more control than the other. It was just the natural order of things. Perfect balance was a hard thing to find. — Harlan Coben

One day - when the emperor had come to call on his uncle the cardinal - our worthy priest happened to be waiting as his Majesty went by. Noticing that the old man looked at him with a certain curiosity, Napoleon turned around and said brusquely, 'Who is this good man looking at me?'
'Sire,' replied M. Myriel, "you are looking at a good man, and I at a great one. May we both be the better for it."
That evening the emperor asked the cardinal the priest's name, Still later, M. Myriel was totally surprised to learn he had been appointed Bishop of Digne. — Victor Hugo

I like it when my five-year-old asks me if a woman in a burka on the subway is a ninja. — Jim Gaffigan

Wilt thou whip thine own faults in other men? — William Shakespeare

Wom. He preacheth nothing but the Word of God, said she. Twis. He preach the Word of God! said Twisdon; and withal, she thought he would have struck her; he runneth up and down, and doth harm. Wom. No, my lord, said she, it is not so; God hath owned him, and done much good by him. Twis. God! said he, his doctrine is the doctrine of the devil. Wom. My lord, said she, when the righteous Judge shall appear, it will be known that his doctrine is not the doctrine of the devil. — John Bunyan

You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?"
"Yes, stupid me, I forgot. — Alastair Reynolds

Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass. — Maureen Johnson