Okkies Quotes & Sayings

The sex was amazing. And the man made me trip over my own feet. And he had a smile like Ctrl+Alt+Delete on my brain. — L.A. Witt

News is so often a report of conflict, an account of problems, a thing of the day and even of the minute, that sometimes I think we make the background darker and the shadows deeper than they actually are. — Arthur Hays Sulzberger

How dare you compare Hitler to this president or any president? How dare you equate what he did with what Obama is doing? Do you have any idea how insulting that is? Do you know anything about history? Do you have any idea what Hitler did? He killed six million of my people, which is six million more than Obama has killed. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking moron. You're the fucking problem with this country. — Michael Ian Black

If you're not good company for yourself, you won't be good company for others. — Marty Rubin

If I'm going to be a jazz player, I need to understand Miles Davis. — Ice-T

In order for this to happen, your entire frame of reference will have to change, and you will be forced to surrender many things that you now scarcely know you have. — James Baldwin

We will do anything short of sin to reach people for Christ. — Craig Groeschel

In my almost 92 years on this earth, the good Lord has blessed me with a great journey. — Ernie Harwell

It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey — Suzanne Young

I don't design. I don't paint. I absolutely never touch my works ... — Maurizio Cattelan

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. — Will Rogers

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter ... " — Jerry Seinfeld

I've always wanted an old Vette ... like, a '67 Stingray is the car I'd want. — Kevin Dillon