Officer Doofy Quotes & Sayings

An occasional insurrection will not weigh against the inconveniences of a government of force, such as are monarchies and aristocracies. — Thomas Jefferson

We were all born robots. We were all born slaves to our sin. We did what the flesh and what the devil told us to do. For those of us that have been freed by Jesus, we don't have to be robots. — Trip Lee

You have no ambition, I well know. Your wishes are all moderate.'
'As moderate as those of the rest of the world, I believe. I wish as well as every body else to be perfectly happy, but like every body else it must be in my own way. Greatness will not make me so. — Jane Austen

I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence. — Dick Morris

No one ought to be under any illusion that Cheney privately thinks himself a failure. — Barton Gellman