Office Pub Quiz Quotes & Sayings

<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum. — David Levithan

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any treat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. — Douglas MacArthur

Ridge: Oh, and btw, I didn't write that on your forehead.
What? I run to the dresser and look in the mirror for the first time today. Written across my forehead in black ink, it says: Someone wrote on your forehead. — Colleen Hoover

Johnny Carson was a mean-spirited human being. And there are people that he has hurt that people will never know about. And for some reason, at some point, he decided to turn that kind of negative attention toward me. And I refused to have it. — Wayne Newton

Sometimes troubles make us stronger. We put things in perspective and find priorities. — Gail Gaymer Martin

It's great to have an acting job in the age of Reality TV. — Lauren Graham

A man--Buck--wrote a vindication in the seventeenth-century, and Horace Walpole in the eighteenth, and someone named Markham in the nineteenth ... "

"And who in the twentieth?"

"No one that I know of."

"Then what's wrong with your doing it?"

"But it wont' be the same, don't you see? It won't be a great discovery."

He said it in capitals. A GREAT DISCOVERY.

Grant smiled at him.

"Oh, come, you can't expect to pick GREAT DISCOVERIES off bushes. If you can't be a pioneer what's wrong with leading a crusade?"

"A crusade?

"Certainly."

"Against what?"

"Tonypandy. — Josephine Tey

Your experiences will be yours alone. But truth and best friendship will rarely if ever disappoint you. — Anne Lamott

We're not saints, any of us. Maybe somebody is, but I don't know those people. But we all know people who behave very smugly and are very egotistical and put you down as a manner of improving their own place in the world or improving their own place in the world. — Heidi Julavits