Offhaus Farms Quotes & Sayings

A dog is grateful for what is, which I am finding to be the soundest kind of wisdom and very good theology. — Carrie Newcomer

He chuckled. "Most girls want jewelry. Instead you want a balloon. How did I get to lucky? Which color do you want?"
"That one," I pointed to a pale blue one.
The gray haired man running the balloon cart seemed to find Caeden and me very amusing.
"Mommy! Mommy!" A little kid behind me shrieked. "I want one! Boon! Boon!"
"No," she said, from the tone of her voice I could tell she was exhausted.
"Boon! Boon!" the little girl cried as the mom picked her up and balanced her on her hip.
I looked over at Caeden and saw him holding two balloons. He grinned. "What? I heard someone else wanted a balloon and I just can't resist a damsel in distress. — Micalea Smeltzer

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?"
"I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic. — Becca Fitzpatrick

A glimpse, a little piece of their story, flapping like ribbon in the wind. — Karen Foxlee

If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail. — Steve Prefontaine

All work and no play will make you sad and grey! — Habeeb Akande

There's plenty of time and a million different ways to be an asshole. Don't feel you got to get them all done at once. — Anonymous

Pain is a debt paid off with time. — Matt Haig

I'm a pastor. I say, 'Let the church say amen,' and that settles it. Everything has been said, you know; it's like we have to agree with God. — Andrae Crouch

Don't be too ambitious. Do the most important thing you can think of doing every year and then your career will take care of itself. — Henry Kissinger

When a bank calls in a loan, it obviously hurts the customer in question. But it also adversely affects other banks that have lent to this borrower. They are now less likely to be repaid and so can't as readily lend to their own customers. — Eric Maskin