Offensive Southern Quotes & Sayings

You want happy endings, read cookbooks. — Dean Young

I have no plans to retire. It's the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me. — Hugh Hefner

Television is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't know why, but I always feel a kind of necessity to write things that are beyond acceptance, that are too offensive or something. For people to read them and say, Ha-ha-ha, very funny. No, we can't print that. — Terry Southern

I have faith in God and not that we have evolved from a rock, not from worshiping the environment or endangered bugs. — Kirk Cameron

I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better man — Paul Gascoigne

School is no place of education for any children whatever till their minds are well put in action. This is the work which has to be done at home, and which may be done in all homes where the mother is a sensible woman. — Harriet Martineau