Odonnell Cookson Life Celebration Quotes & Sayings

The key to success for any woman who wants to have a really serious career and a family is to marry a guy who is going to take at least half the responsibility for the house and kids - and sometimes more than half. — Gail Collins

In February 1999, my wife, who is also a Rangers fan, gave birth to our first child. We named her Destiny and made sure that she was baptized in a Rangers jersey. At her baptism, my wife, myself, and my stepdaughter all wore our Rangers jerseys. Years later, as Destiny learned about hockey, she came to me and said, 'Daddy, I like the Penguins. They're cool!' I immediately called my lawyer friend, wanting to sue the doctor who delivered her. God does have a sense of humor." James Valenzano, Maricopa, Arizona Rangers fan since 1970 — Adam Raider

You are safe with me, Teagan," he said. "Safer than you have ever been in your life. When you are frightened, look to me."
-Andre — Christine Feehan

As jittery as a caffeine addict outside a closed Starbucks. — Karen Robards

Now that's just sheer nonsense, nobody ever murders anyone anymore, it's just so old fashioned. — Mark Murphy

A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. — Joel Osteen