Obsenity Quotes & Sayings

I wish you to judge for me entirely,' was the reply. 'I have lost confidence in myself. — Robert Louis Stevenson

So I'm standing in a tree thirty feet above the pond with my three friends and my friend Pat says, "Dude, jump!" And I look down at the water, which is so far away, and I say, "That doesn't seem like a good plan." And they said, "Dude, we already jumped, it's no biggie. What's the worst thing that could happen? It's only watah" (that's "water" with a Boston accent), which is really flawed logic, that watah logic. I learn later that many bad things historically have happened in water. Shark attacks. Drowning. Bad sex. But my friend Nick makes an argument that in Massachusetts is irrefutable. He's like, "Do it." So I do. — Mike Birbiglia

She is always pretending she loves me, but look at her now. Am I in her thoughts? Is there a tender look in her eyes? Is she dreaming of me as she walks along the streets? — Sherwood Anderson

And that most people would never understand the devastating need of those left behind, the need to know the truth. — Darynda Jones

I reach down and grab my cock
the rolling scenery in my mind
far from peaceful — Wren Verlaine

I used to cut guitars out of a piece of cardboard to copy the Strat look. I used a backwards tennis racket for a while and graduated to the cardboard cutout. — Rick Springfield

Let's say that you could carry around a perfect copy of a three-dimensional realization of a Caravaggio painting (or if your tastes are more modern make it a Picasso). You would carry a small box in your pocket, and whenever you wanted, you could press a button and the box would open up into life-sized glory and show you the picture. You would bring it to all the parties you attended. The peak of the culture of the seventeenth century (or say the 1920s if you prefer Picasso) would be at your disposal. Alternatively, let's say you could carry around in your pocket an iPhone. That gives you thousands of songs, a cell phone, access to personal photographs, YouTube, email, and web access, among many other services, not to mention all the applications that have not yet been written. You will have a strong connection to the contemporary culture of small bits. — Tyler Cowen

It doesn't matter that we live together, that I'm with him every single day. I have the same strong reaction, the same unyielding surge of love that rips through me, every time I see him. — Jessica Park

Four-letter words have always offended me. I cringe at hearing them. Can't, don't, and won't are the worst. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I believe there should be no more drama, but it's everywhere you go. It's just about how you get out. You've gotta bob and weave because it's everywhere. How do I keep the drama low? It's about using your head. — Mary J. Blige

Don't you trust me! What good is it if you don't bloody trust me! — Diane Samuels

And it feels like, finally. — Patrick Ness

I figured out if I have a good goal in mind, then I can actually achieve it. — Julianne Hough

In the Christian faith, God really puts suffering front and center. He doesn't get squeamish about it. — Joni Eareckson Tada

But at any rate, the point is that God is what nobody admits to being, and everybody really is. — Alan Watts

Staying in an unhealthy relationship can keep a person from finding their own way and moving to the next level of their own path - and that person could even be you. — Bryant McGill