Nursing Puns Funny Quotes & Sayings

Friendship is also a kind of medicine, and the markets for it, too, are sometimes black. — Gregory David Roberts

Anyhow, she thought, they are aware of each other; they live in each other; what else is love, she asked, listening to their laughter. — Virginia Woolf

Ask any real estate broker to name the three most important factors in buying a property, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." Now ask him to name the chief justice of the United States Supreme Court, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." This tells us that we should not necessarily be paying a whole lot of attention to real estate brokers. — Dave Barry

Not how it is meant. Law is defined by its effect rather than its intention, and its chief affect his accusation, the intimation of less-than. — William McDavid

We shouldn't sleep together. Sleeping is bad. Sex is good, sleeping together is something else. — Kristen Ashley

The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam. — Willie Robertson

If I could sing, it would be lovely. — John Deacon

If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians. — Rush Limbaugh

I wish that you knew you could never make it without love for your goddamned self, and that you'll never ever find it in anybody else. — Angel Haze

I have only slipped away into the next room, I am I and you are you. Whatever we were to each other, that we still are. Call me by my familiar name. Speak to me in the easy way which you always used ... Play, smile, think of me ... All is well. — Henry Scott Holland

Sometimes when I watch my dog, I think about how good life can be, if we only lose ourselves in our stories. Lucy doesn't read self-help books about how to be a dog; she just IS a dog. All she wants to do is chase ducks and sticks and do other things that make both her and me happy. It makes me wonder if that was the intention for man, to chase sticks and ducks, to name animals, to create families, and to keep looking back at God to feed off his pleasure at our pleasure. — Donald Miller

Standard languages are inventions, most of them confined to a recent period in human history. They are codes that give access not to clear thinking and basic decency but to the structured parts of our lives such as job interviews, political speeches, literary essays, novels, and the like. They signal education and learning, but they are not the same thing as education and learning. — Robert Lane Greene

What we see changes what we know. What we know changes what we see. — Jean Piaget