Nurses Week 2015 Funny Quotes & Sayings

When the mouth is closed it looks very voluptuous, beautiful. But when it opens its jaws the tongue inside the mouth is more like a spear ... also very suggestive ... which penetrates the head with greater velocity, snagging bits of brain. From Beauty to the Beast. — H.R. Giger

Anger is extraordinarily easy. It's our default setting. Love is very difficult. Love is a miracle. — Brant Hansen

As to the past, I would not mind retrieving from various corners of space-time certain lost comforts, such as baggy trousers and long, deep bathtubs. — Vladimir Nabokov

Sometimes love didn't spring up on you in a moment of blinding clarity. Sometimes it crept up on you on a Tuesday night while you were standing at the sink doing dishes, the feeling settling into your soul in a way that made it too heavy to ignore anymore. — Jessica Gadziala

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care. — Felix Dennis

Although, pretending not to notice is almost worse than noticing. — Sara Gruen

You do what you think is right and let the law catch up, — Thurgood Marshall

I know what it means to be moved by a book in my body so much that I go looking for its analog in the real world.
[From an interview with Complex magazine, 12/2012] — Junot Diaz

The strong hands of God twisted the crown of thorns into a crown of glory; and in such hands we are safe. — Charles Williams

Chil', there things in this world you don't know about yet. We your family, that never change. Even when you find a white boy and gets married, we still your family. Mama always your mama, Belle always your Belle."
I stopped crying. "What about Papa and Ben?" I asked hopefully.
"They watch out for you just like now. Abinia" - Mama looked into my eyes - "you on the winnin' side. One day might be you lookin' out for us. — Kathleen Grissom

There is no perfect strategic decision. One always has to pay a price. One always has to balance conflicting objectives, conflicting opinions, and conflicting priorities. The best strategic decision is only an approximation - and a risk. — Peter Drucker

The Yherajk were a less immediate but infinitely more complicated problem - alien globs who want to befriend a humanity that, if asked, would probably prefer to be befriended by something with an endoskeleton. — John Scalzi

Night City was like a deranged experiment in social Dar-
winism, designed by a bored researcher who kept one thumb
permanently on the fast-forward button. — William Gibson