Nuiteq Quotes & Sayings

Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do. — Chelsea Handler

Allegories are told with a purpose whose possibility is lost
Until a potato-eater appears and eats potatoes
— Lyn Hejinian

National prosperity is another name for death and degradation to millions of other races. — Swami Vivekananda

I loved you more than loved allowed — Lang Leav

Sometimes, you simply must follow your heart," she said. "No reasonable man can blame you for that." A smile. "No reasonable woman can, either. — Leonard Pitts Jr.

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. — Billy Crystal

During a heavy storm at sea a nervous woman passenger on a large liner went to the captain, seeking reassurance. "Captain," she asked tremulously, "are we in great danger?" "Don't worry, madam," he answered, "after all, we in the hands of God." "Oh," she gasped, terror written on her face, "is it as bad as that?" — James Keller