Novotnys Pizza Quotes & Sayings

Chastity is the lily of virtues, and makes men almost equal to Angels. Everything is beautiful in accordance with its purity. Now the purity of man is chastity, which is called honesty, and the observance of it, honor and also integrity; and its contrary is called corruption; in short, it has this peculiar excellence above the other virtues, that it preserves both soul and body fair and unspotted. — Saint Francis De Sales

I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because Im a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way Im sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people. — Richard Simmons

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers? — Bill Bailey

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle ... then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. — Dave Attell

Never have a companion that casts you in the shade. — Baltasar Gracian

Her light shines through the tunnel to my heart, clenching every pulsing beat with radiance and luminosity. — Renee Ericson

The Internet is a boon for hypochondriacs like me. — Mary Roach

The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion. — John Maynard Keynes

How this peculiar grass, native to Central America and unknown to the Old World before 1492, came to colonize so much of our land and bodies is one of the plant world's greatest success stories. I say — Michael Pollan

In one of the Welsh counties is a small village called A
. It is somewhat removed from the high road, and is, therefore, but little known to those luxurious amateurs of the picturesque, who view nature through the windows of a carriage and four. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

The existence of any evil anywhere at any time absolutely ruins a total optimism. — George Santayana

God I am looking for the one thing I have never felt but once, and I would walk through heaven and earth to find it, if he would but let me find him, so that I could feel it; and if I were to feel it again I would never leave that feeling, or him that gave it to me." - The Dreamer — James McBride

What is the silence of six and what are you going to do about? — E.C. Myers

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. — George Orwell