Nilistonan Quotes & Sayings

Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea. — Anwar Al-Awlaki

Where's my girl?" she asked.
"She's back in the office, still looking for her panties."
"Pick!" Gasping, Reese smacked his arm. "That was way more than I wanted to know."
He just chuckled and brought attention to his pocked as he stuffed a peek of cloth deeper out of sight. "So I really shouldn't tell you she's not going to find them, huh? — Linda Kage

Mad cause he aint like me ... Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me. — Drake

When it comes to cooking and eating, I always try to preach that life is about moderation. Even if I'm having beef for dinner, it's probably going to be a 3-4 ounce portion with heaps and heaps of vegetables. — Michael Symon

The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor. — Laurell K. Hamilton

He had never been involved with the mentally ill before, but he now felt more than ever that there should be strong international laws against them being too good-looking. — Lorrie Moore

A lot of straight actors are actively searching for gay roles because it is something different to do. — Rupert Everett

At the age of twelve, before I had had one full year of formal schooling, I had a conception of life that no experience would ever erase, a predilection for what was real that no argument could ever gainsay, a sense of the world that was mine and mine alone, a notion as to what life meant that no education could ever alter, a conviction that the meaning of living came only when one was struggling to wring a meaning out of meaningless suffering. — Richard Wright

I was a competitive guy growing up. — Mark Sanchez