Lee Mack Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Lee Mack
Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling. — Lee Mack
Everyone says it's wrong, 'drinking and driving', don't they.
I can tell you two things that are far more dangerous than 'drinking and driving': 1. 'drinking'; 2. 'driving'.
Do you know how many people were killed last year in Britain as a direct result of alcohol abuse?--thirty-five-thousand!
Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of driving a car?--twenty-two-thousand!
Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of drinking _and_ driving?--five-hundred!
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I'm not taking any fuckin' chances!
::swigs his beer:: — Lee Mack