Newsprint Background Quotes & Sayings

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer. — Andrew Ferguson

Spin is overrated. It is strategy, not spin, that wins elections. — Dick Morris

Maybe the story of our life is what we make of it. I mean, we're dealt the rain and the sun, but maybe it's up to us to push away the clouds in order to see the rainbow. — Laura Miller

SAT tests are designed by huge panels of experts in education and psychology who work for years to design tests in which not one single question measures any bit of knowledge that anyone might actually need in the real world. We should applaud kids for getting lower scores. — Dave Barry

But, you know again, getting back to what a group like ours might represent - the cleanliness thing. — Bruce Johnston

You look great, he said. Oh, get fucked, she said, grinning. — Tim Winton

Living in Beijing, writing about politically sensitive things now and then, you get used to the idea that somebody, somewhere, might be watching. But it is usually an abstract threat. — Evan Osnos

Forget about being impressive and commit to being real. — Danielle LaPorte

Tomorrow here is just like yesterday, warmed over. — Terry Pratchett

My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that's just about all I want to do. — Andrea Portes

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it. — David Walliams

Wishes were ever fools — William Shakespeare

Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with "Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If "Oliver Onion" joins in they may stand a chance of making the enemy cry every time they eat meat!! — Neil Leckman

Still think the perfect shoe can't change your life? Just ask Cinderella! — Samantha Biskup