New School Year Teacher Quotes & Sayings

And what is your current complaint?"
I don't like Barrayar, I want to go home, my father-in-law wants to murder my baby, half my friends are running for their lives, and I can't get ten minutes alone with my husband, whom you people are consuming before my eyes, my feet hurt, my head hurts, my soul hurts ...
It was all too complicated. The poor man just wanted something to put in his blank, not an essay.
"Fatigue," Cordelia managed at last. — Lois McMaster Bujold

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm. — Sue Ann Jaffarian

You cannot buy trust at any price. But slowly, over time, you can build it for free. — Jeffrey Gitomer

A bird only flies. It does not turn to another bird and ask, am I doing this right? — Mary Anne Radmacher

So we must presume that the worst, rather than the best, choice will be made. The sober and responsible elements will be defeated in the present clash. — Philip K. Dick

Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud.His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. — Mitt Romney

I think that this might be the easiest way to live - just concentrate On the small things, and never let your mind wander on big things, — David Levithan

This whole, crazy fucking business can be reduced to one little word, one word explains it all. I'm going to give you the benefit of my experience and share that word with you, buck. It's revenge.... Them studio execs, agents, producers, they're all sweaty, unpopular, bitter little fucks, and now it's their turn. They get to make all of us golden boys and girls jump through hoops. They decide who's popular and who isn't, who's pretty and who isn't, who gets their phone calls returned and who doesn't. They make us grovel, submit, suck up to them. They're getting back at us, man. It means more to them than the money, the fame, the glamor, having power over guys like me.... It's what they live for. — David Handler

A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is called an ex-employee. — John Ortberg

Optimists move through life with a happy exterior. What happens on the inside shows up on the outside. — Marilyn Suttle

The universe is in fact a multiverse. — Claudia Gray

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami. — Gilbert Gottfried

I got into acting my junior year of high school. We got a new hot drama teacher and I was like 'Alright, I'll try drama.' — Miles Teller

My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings — Madonna Ciccone

Joy is spiritual. It is different, totally different from pleasure or happiness. It has nothing to do with the outside, with the other, it is an inner phenomenon. — Osho