Ned's Declassified Quotes & Sayings

I think I feel on the whole that something's there trying to get out ... It's sort of trying to get out and wants help. — Ivy Compton-Burnett

A wedding in haste is worth two at leisure. — Gelett Burgess

Dirk an I tried to learn Klingon, but it sounded like we were choking on cabbage. The Neighbors called nine-one-one — Platte F. Clark

Did I really just get assaulted by a big scary man, then get saved by my stalker?
... Yeah. That about sums it up. — Belle Aurora

And now I fell as bodies fall,for dead. — Dante Alighieri

Both Heaven and Hell are retroactive, all of one's life will eventually be known to have been one or the other. — Sheldon Vanauken

When I'm writing a comic book, I'm thinking about a character that I'm going to be drawing on the page. I've never drawn a character to look like who I want to cast in a movie because I don't think that way. I'm a real monomaniac. I do one thing at a time. — Frank Miller

Change is the only constant in the universe. This goes for all aspects. The seasons may repeat in cycles year after year, but they still change slightly as time passes. While they remain the same in what they are, they change in what they do. So should those whom have the intelligence to observe them, contemplate them, and give them names. Humans are the embodiment of change, and even if we keep the same labels and practices, humanity will change as the need arises. We've been resilient thus far, and this is evidence that if we can adapt to the changes we are faced with, then so can our inventions: philosophy, science, and religion.

John M. Penkal, Truly Satanic Volume I: Satanism — John M. Penkal

Worship offered with stale flowers and an unclean mind is of no value. — Shri Radhe Maa

I think that when I first suggested the idea that knowledge should be viewed as a natural kind, many people thought this was just crazy. — Hilary Kornblith

It is not my job to compare my movies. I don't like to compare my films with other movies because I don't really have that perspective. It is an intellectual exercise, but it doesn't intuitively come to me. — Steven Spielberg

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as ... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. — Captain Beefheart