Naughty Innuendo Quotes & Sayings

Feeble human body, hey?
Mikael said it in the way that he had, that made everything sound slightly naughty and sexual. I aimed three quick jabs at his head, which wiped the innuendo off his face. — Melanie Cusick-Jones

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme. — Dorothy Parker

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. — Groucho Marx

Of course, you'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off. — Stephenie Meyer

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go. — Dorothy Parker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? — Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them. — Mae West