National Lampoon's European Quotes & Sayings

July 6. I wish to meet the facts of life - the vital facts, which are the phenomena or actuality the gods meant to show us - face to face, and so I came down here. Life! who knows what it is, what it does? If I am not quite right here, I am less wrong than before; and now let us see what they will have. — Henry David Thoreau

I'm inspired by people who are unapologetically themselves, from Bill Cosby to Fahim Anwar. Just funny people. — Jerrod Carmichael

People need to understand how exponential technologies are impacting the business landscape. They need to do some future-casting and look at how industries are evolving and being transformed. — Peter Diamandis

It is the artist who tries to gradually accustom people to the possibilities of a better state of things. — C.A. Dawson Scott

It's important to people in the Land-of-Almost-Awake that it should be this way, because they believe that nothing really ever completely dies. It just turns into a story, undergoes a little shift in grammar, changes tense from 'now' to 'then'. A — Fredrik Backman

On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor. — Pawan Mishra

I did not know at first that it would be a series; I discovered after the first novel that I had more to say about it, so I did another. And another, and then the readers demanded yet more. — Piers Anthony

I grew up on the west side of Detroit - 6 mile and Wyoming - so I was really in the 'hood. And I would go to school at Detroit Waldorf, and that was not the 'hood. Growing up in Detroit was good. I had a good perspective, a well-rounded one, and not being one-sided. — Big Sean

Every day the choristers of the social web chirp their advice about openness and trust; craigslist follows none of it, and every day it grows. — Gary Wolf