Nassrasierer Quotes & Sayings

Being alive is bad in a Christian! We say people are saints if they're good, but how few of us become saints? We're all bad! Some of us just try to be good. — Bernard Cornwell

Our great American writers were all newspaper people. — John Gould

Honey increases sperm count."
"Oh, you're so full of it. There's no scientific evidence to support that ridiculous statement."
"It's an auld Scottish belief. — Vonnie Davis

The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to work for them. — Michael Moore

It's not my business to remedy deaths! It's my business to tell stories. Lyra and the other heroines didn't come with placards saying, "Make this a feminist story!" I'm glad people enjoy seeing a female protagonist in a big adventure story, but I didn't do it for political reasons. — Philip Pullman

An open umbrella is just a closed beautiful sky. — Xavier Forneret

The happiness we receive from ourselves is greater than that which we obtain from our surroundings[1] — Arthur Schopenhauer

Fighting with tangles,
fighting with curls,
the poor barber yanked,
the poor barber pulled,
until with one last effort
(and to the wonder of us all)
a GINORMOUS Polar Bear
landed on the floor. — Mili Fay

I want to be a rollercoaster and not a train. — Dave Gorman