Nasal Spray Quotes & Sayings

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. — Dave Barry

Motivation clears the head faster than a nasal spray. — William Zinsser

Tennessee Williams choked to death on the plastic cap of a nasal spray. — David Markson

I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment. — Dave Barry