Napoleon Dynamite Time Travel Quotes & Sayings

I know that scenario... that "You are going to die"... bullshit and bullshit I was next to you what did I fucking get?

- Simple answers of so complex questions... So simple questions and so complex answers... I never mean that and I never wanted that to happen. — Deyth Banger

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational
things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. — Scott Adams

She was still looking; I could pass as an Indian I thought. I
was part Indian too and that was the precaution I was taking from
getting mugged, a fact which I vehemently fought against back
home and was keen to adopt here. Gosh, I was a rotten hypocrite. — Dixy Gandhi

Failure brings success to those who don't quit. — Farshad Asl

The same protection you create for yourself becomes the wall that imprisons you. — Tony Robbins

It graduates to 'our state is better than your state', and 'our nation is better than your nation.' And it circles all the way around to where it started: 'Our God is better than your God.' — Neale Donald Walsch

I don't have cable. I just never watched a lot of TV. — Adam Driver